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I found a hilarious website yesterday, which is pretty much the most wonderful thing ever. It's in Dutch or something, but it's mocking badfic. It's pretty obvious what they're talking about, what with lines like:

"The tale of an elf" - om Patricia, "the most beeutiful elf in all of the Shire"
Sangen i kapittel 4 og stedet der hun gjenoppstår fra de døde (Og selvsagt "Legless") er noen høydepunkt.

"legolas by Laura" - klassiker. Virkelig klassiker. And then. And then. And then. And then. Ikke overse Legolas' "When I was at your age they did the same thing to me".

Jeg tror ikke jeg orker å oversette handlingen, så her kommer den på engelsk: ... in which Legolas gorges on an entire field of magic mushrooms, blows up like a cow, and gets turned on by his own enormously fat belly. Oh, and Aragorn thinks this is sexy too.

OMG... haha .....El Fish og Nazgup faktisk....den der første var så dårlig at den var hysterisk morsom. Noen folk har ingen grenser...

And my absolute favorite:

Tolkien spinner i graven sin...

I think we all know what that means.
All I can say is, HEE. And, BOOKMARKING.