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✿ ([personal profile] corknut) wrote2008-12-09 11:02 am
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It's always good to let these things out.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I broke [livejournal.com profile] somethingstyx's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] gussiki's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] savingdaisydiva a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I turned [livejournal.com profile] super_pineapple in for spitting (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
emilyyousay

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Oh Gus, I always knew you had a purse.

[identity profile] anesidorian.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why you broke my nonexistent X-Box? >:

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It was kind of an accident! :O

[identity profile] anesidorian.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a new one. >[

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But I have no money. T_T

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
T_______T

[identity profile] anesidorian.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
On my desk by morning, OR ELSE. >[[[[

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you threatening me, woman? >:\

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Bawwwwww. :/

[identity profile] super-pineapple.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!! D:

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
WELL, YES

BUT

I lied. :(