One big difference between high school and first-year college:

[corknut]

Typical high school teacher: "I'm assigning you a 3-5 page paper. It's due in two days."
My Biology of Aging teacher: "I'm assigning you a 3-5 page paper. It's due in April."

Yes.

Comments

[ladysathyd.deadjournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Sounds good XD

I had to comment on the music though, my sister and brother frequently burst into singing that song at the tops of their voices without any trigger.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

I've never even seen Lilo and Stitch, and I have that song on my iPod. >.>