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✿ ([personal profile] corknut) wrote2009-07-30 04:27 pm

Best game show idea ever:

TRANSCRIBED WORD-FOR-WORD FOR MY SISTER:

Title: 1000K
Host: Specter Billy Mays
Premise: Contestants come up one by one to choose between two identical neon brown boxes (... I was told to write this word-for-word; don't blame the inanity on me). In one box is $1000K-- better known as $1,000,000. The other box is empty. Should contestants pick the box with the money in it, they win $1,000,000 tax-free. However, should they pick the empty box, they're required to sprint 1,000 kilometers, a task which they will probably not survive. If they jog, walk, or stop at any time during the 1,000-kilometer sprint, they will be electrocuted (which they will also probably not survive) via a handy unbreakable collar that was fastened around their neck before the show. Good luck, potential contestants!

You would definitely want to be on this show if it existed, don't lie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[identity profile] century-fox.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite part is either the fact that the boxes are neon brown or that the host is specter Billy Mays...but I also love the extreme differences between the two boxes. XD
Edited 2009-07-31 00:22 (UTC)

Pfft I love that icon XD

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
She wouldn't tell me what "neon brown" would actually LOOK like. :|

[identity profile] fire-lord-azula.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Win a million dollars or die?  Specter!Billy Mays as the host?

This would be the most watched show ever to hit prime-time.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly; everyone knows television viewers are sadistic.

[identity profile] fire-lord-azula.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... the more pain, danger, and death, the better.  It brings the ratings.

Re: Pfft I love that icon XD

[identity profile] century-fox.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, your icon is ADORABLE. ^^

I just typed "neon brown" into Google image search, hoping it would help, but the only thing it gave me were pictures of sneakers and T-shirts, none of which were actually brown. =/

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, thanks. XD

What. :| That's lame. I guess it'll be a ~*mystery forever*~

[identity profile] century-fox.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so. =/ Unless this game show ever exists for real, haha. Because there's totally a chance of that happening. Especially with Billy Mays' ghost as the host.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
... THE TV EXECS WILL FIND A WAY.

[identity profile] poison-prison.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
BRB Icon saying it all.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Success.

... ALSO YOU DON'T HAVE SWINE FLU DO YOU DDDD:

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah, while I have been aching today, and I was sick this morning, I think I'm flu free. I'm sticking around home tomorrow to make sure, though.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's good! DX

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm even laying in bed right now |D

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for laptops?

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
TELL YOUR ICONS TO STOP BEING SO CUTE >|;;;

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T DO THAT, FEDORA

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
akdjfandsjfkadjfna this is not cool. totes not cool.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
8D

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *dies*

--also, lol, I got a PB today and it was Danielle Panabaker. And I was like. "LOL SHES NOT AS CUTE AS THE OTHER ONE |D"

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW HER LITTLE SISTER IS MUCH MORE ADORABLE 8( I can't say anything about acting ability though, because I don't think I've seen either of them in anything. XD

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently they're both pretty good for Disney channel actors >>;;;

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Pffffft Disney Channel

[identity profile] burningspiral.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
*nostalgia for old Disney ;;*

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't remember old!Disney because we didn't have cable back then but I LOVE KIM POSSIBLE :|

[identity profile] galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
UH. WHO DOESNT?

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
DEPRAVED PEOPLE, OBVIOUSLY

[identity profile] super-pineapple.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
.......

I have absolutely no comment.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
See, you pick insane people as friends. :|