New and improved High School Musical lyrics.

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HA! Josh was in the X-Files! Josh was in the X-Files! Actually, the most recognizable thing about him was his voice. Hee. 
Because I'm incredibly bored, I'm going to post the 'revised' High School Musical lyrics my thirteen-year-old sister and I made up yesterday (actually, they're really just snippets of the songs, but whatever). I'm doing this because 1.) I very much doubt anyone but me is reading this, and 2.) I basically made this journal for myself, so that in twenty years I can come back and see what an idiot I was. I just made it public because if other people read it, I don't mind. I really don't know why anyone but me would want to, but whatever. 
So anyway. Yes, I know they suck and don't really follow the original songs all that well. But we also found them incredibly hilarious. 

"It's Hard to Believe", sung by former fans of the movie

It's hard to believe that I couldn't see 
The producers out to get me 
The songs were so cool
Well, that's what I thought 
When the movie showed on TV
Now fifty years later
I want you to know
That I've never seen something
As stupid as this is
(The way it is) 
So long to this film
I've finally found what I've been looking for... 

"We're All in This Together", sung by the people who acted in the movie

We're all in this together
In our shame
Film the crime, do the time
And we're even
We're all in this together 
In our guilt 
Act in the crime, produce the crime
Face the charges
We're all in this together!

"Breaking Free", sung by the writer of the movie

I wrote it, caused it
If I could turn back time and undo it I would
It's my fault, all mine
But now I'm breaking free!
Now I can deny it, hate it 
There's not a care or worry inside my head
'Cause now we're breaking free!

Stupid? Of course. But they were a hell of a lot of fun to write.