Things My Teachers Would Never Say: The Tenth Grade Edition.

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Lalala. 

Mr. O'Connell
"Mathematics will get you absolutely nowhere in life." 
"I love my A period Algebra I class." 

Mr. LaForce
"Alex, just ignore what the music says."
"Bury your face in the music, everyone, and nobody look up at me- I love ostriches!"

Mr. Pappas
"Current events are crap." 
"Seriously you guys, we really should get back on-topic." 
"Instead of doing work today, let's go to Dunkin Donuts." 

Mrs. McPhee
"Mr. Morin, will you marry me?"

Mr. Maynard
"LeighAvery, will you marry me?"

Mr. Morin
"PARKER! Stop causing trouble! I MEAN IT this time!"

SPECIAL BONUS!- LeighAvery
"I don't care what y'all think of me. I'm going off to do my own thing, away from the influences of you crazy older teachers."

Mr. Phetteplace
"Stop joking around." 
"When you're finished with the lab, just leave you're equipment wherever." 

Mr. White
"Seriously, let's do that bottle trip thing." 
"My classroom is too bizarre. I think I'm going to tone it down a bit." 

Mrs. Morgan
"I hate poetry. I can never understand it."
"Let's do something different for a change."
"I'm thinking about dying my hair pink." 

Madame
"No habla espanol."
"I just love the fashions in this Discovering French! video! Sooo stylish!"

SPECIAL BONUS!- M. Hoffman
"Le pingouin est sur la douche."
"I hate Gloire de mon Pere. What is up with that kid lusting over his mother! Yuck. I need a shower. Hey, how many of you can say 'shower' in French?"