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✿ ([personal profile] corknut) wrote2007-05-28 04:47 pm

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Awww. It seems as if I've made this entire journal private. Doesn't that suck for you? Now you won't be able to stalk me anymore unless you learn how to hack. Or unless you convince me to add you to my flist. (And even then you won't be able to see everything. I make people pay for that.) If I know you (online people count, too), you're in. But otherwise...

I feel your pain, man. 

But now you're just sitting here, waiting in vain for all my old entries to come back. Isn't that kind of a waste? Hmmm. You need something fun to do. Take up a sport or something. (I don' t reccommend volleyball.) Learn an instrument. (I wouldn't consider the bass clarinet- they've got some of the most boring harmony parts I've ever seen.) Or, you know, find someone else to stalk.

But seriously, why are you still sitting here, listening to me go on about absolutely nothing? Some of my crazy might rub off on you! You aren't worried?! No, I suppose not, considering you're still reading this. You're a persistent one, aren't you?

But whatever. Suit yourself- stare at this lone entry forever. Because it's never, ever going to go away. Unless, of course, I forget to make a new entry private. Which, knowing me, is entirely possible. But besides that, this page ain't gonna change. Sorry.

Oh my God, you're even reading what's behind the cuts? You're starting to worry me.

I have my own stalkers, thank you.

[identity profile] pairadise-lost.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck all the kissing your ass shit and here is the deal: I will read your journal only...don't flatter yourself thinking I'm interested in you for anything more than reading amusement. I will not comment, but read my profile and journal and if you have questions for a mind like mine, I will answer them. You contact me, I respond. However, if you are too intimidated by me, I will understand. -PL

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. See, that just comes off as creepy.

[identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*reads profile*

... Or wait, did you think I would add you just because you're a sociopath?