corknut | Texas: it's like a whole 'nother country.

Okay, so when I was in seventh/eighth grade, they used to have these commercials on TV for different states. The only ones I really remember are West Virginia ("Country roads... take me home... to the place... I belong...") and Texas. And at the end of every Texas commercial, a voiceover was heard to say, "Texas: it's like a whole 'nother country." Now, if you'll recall, Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution states that only a "natural-born citizen" can become president. If Texas is "like a whole 'nother country", is George W. Bush really a legal president? The White House should expect my letter on the subject to arrive any day now.

EDIT: Aw, crap. Apparently he was born in Connecticut. Ah, well. I'm sure the public will find some other reason why he should be impeached (imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction^(TM), anyone?)