Hello, world.

The Saddle Club has got to the the most bizarre TV show to ever have been created. (Unfortunately, I can't say it's the stupidest- that award goes to 7th Heaven.) It just confuses me. It's a hell of a lot of fun to mock, though. This one episode that was on Discovery Kids today (a network that should terminate all their current shows except for 'Screech Owls' and 'Strange Days'), the snobby girl Veronica's horse was kidnapped by some teh ebol boyz. You could tell how evil they were because they all wore black, all the time. How gangsta! Plus, no one could decide what gender the horse was. First Veronica was all, "My horse has been kidnapped! I can't find her!" Then later, Carole's like, "Here's Garnet! I found him!" o.O. 

The episode I really want to see is the one where Stevie decides that it's a good idea to go cantering around the woods helmet-less because it will detract attention from her pimple (?), and then when she falls off and gets a concussion (of course) she insists on riding in a competition anyway. Hee hee. Great role model.