Thank you, Amazon.com.

Why our local video store only has Airplane! for rent (on VHS no less) and not for sale, I have no idea. Why they seem to have never even heard of the movie at Blockbuster, I have absolutely no idea. Why Hollywood Video was closed, I kind of do have an idea considering they're in the middle of moving locations, but whatever. But thank goodness for Amazon.com, because they have Airplane! avaliable to order- on DVD. And now that DVDs have come around, all VHS tapes should be immediately disposed of because VCRs are worthless piles of crap. Well, not really, but you'd expect me to be talking like this- I'm a teenager living in the 21^st century. It's basically the law that I have to be hopelessly decedent.