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Dear Marzey-Marzey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Fuck off now,
Iddy
( :( )
JK JK I LOVE YOU. <3
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Fuck off now,
Iddy
( :( )
JK JK I LOVE YOU. <3
