Jul. 30th, 2009

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TRANSCRIBED WORD-FOR-WORD FOR MY SISTER:

Title: 1000K
Host: Specter Billy Mays
Premise: Contestants come up one by one to choose between two identical neon brown boxes (... I was told to write this word-for-word; don't blame the inanity on me). In one box is $1000K-- better known as $1,000,000. The other box is empty. Should contestants pick the box with the money in it, they win $1,000,000 tax-free. However, should they pick the empty box, they're required to sprint 1,000 kilometers, a task which they will probably not survive. If they jog, walk, or stop at any time during the 1,000-kilometer sprint, they will be electrocuted (which they will also probably not survive) via a handy unbreakable collar that was fastened around their neck before the show. Good luck, potential contestants!

You would definitely want to be on this show if it existed, don't lie.

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