I missed snarking textbooks.

[corknut]

According to my sociology textbook, the Unified Crime Report defines rape as:

"The carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

Because men cannot be raped, ever?

This book also goes out of its way to make it clear that children are the most likely to be arrested for crimes that only children can be arrested for. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CLEARING THAT UP, ROBERT REGOLI.

Comments

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I con says it all

[banerry.livejournal.com]

EVEN ERIS IS DISGUSTED. XD

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

SHE IS. probaby because she knows that she can rape men but that's no what are we talking about.

SPAIN IS DISGUSTED TOO, AND THAT'S NOT EASY TO ACCOMPLISH EITHER.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Your keywords for that account always make me laugh. XD

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

I try to be creative, sometimes I 'm even successful! :D

Glad to amuse you ^_^ ♥

And that icon keywords is what Spain will say if one day he manages to acknowledge when people is groping him :|

[banerry.livejournal.com]

... APH sounds so strange. XD

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE DAMN IT I POSTED THE WRONG ICON

..IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT ONE XD EPIC FAILLLLL B|

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Hawt.

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

..oh Spain is HAWT..I have proofs

See
http://img199.imageshack.us/i/1240780103350.jpg/

He can also kick you ass
http://img524.imageshack.us/i/3786260.jpg/

With cuteness
http://img43.imageshack.us/i/5970492.png/

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Second one = <3

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

Conquistador Spain is all sort of awesome, he was taking care of chibi South Italy because it was his protectorate. That's the kid he was holding :3

And yes APH is strange XD

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Azula says, "See? Conquering is awesome, isn't it? 8)"

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

Conqueror Spain says: I never said it wasn't 8D Let's plunder something!

[banerry.livejournal.com]

"AWESOME! >8D"

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

*insert music of the trail we blaze here* :D!

[banerry.livejournal.com]

FROM THE ROAD TO EL DORADO?! :O :O

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

YUUUUUS. BEST MOVIE EVER. I have an account for Tulio and Cori for Miguel ^^'

[banerry.livejournal.com]

afsdsdjfk APP THEM APP THEM DO IT NOW 8D

[i-ve-got-a-plan.livejournal.com]

But I have too mcuh chars alreadyyyyyyy ;_;

[banerry.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE LYLITH; THERE IS NO SUCH THING >8D

[i-ve-got-a-plan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I GUESS THAT YOU HAVE A POINT. HAVE A FLOWAH, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT ^^

[banerry.livejournal.com]

... SEXY

[i-ve-got-a-plan.livejournal.com]

All for you BB ♥

[banerry.livejournal.com]

♥

[i-ve-got-a-plan.livejournal.com]

♥

[idgiebay]

... :|

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

Woww... D:

also "carnal knowledge" lmao probably could have worded that a little better, a little less dance-around-the-subject-y. Why can't they just say "sex" again?

[banerry.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SEX IS A DIRTY WORD DON'T YOU KNOW

... Seriously, I've got nothing. Maybe they just wanted to use more formal wording.

[fruitsgrow.livejournal.com]

uh.

huh.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Fffff that icon.

[century-fox.livejournal.com]

Fail, textbook.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

More like "fail, UCR". DX

[anesidorian.livejournal.com]

... wow. The Unified Crime Report, as of 2008 on their website, does define rape as "the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will." And here I thought your textbook was just out of date. o___O

[anesidorian.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, the Federal Criminal Code, in their definition of rape, does not specify by gender.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Good!

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Nope, the book was only written a few years ago. I'm kind of baffled that they didn't refute that, though.

[anesidorian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. :| That definition was outdated years ago, and most courts have already changed their criminal code to reflect this. Idk what is up with the UCR.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

It's very flawed in many ways, according to my textbook (which actually is a pretty good book in most ways, though I'm still lol'ing over "children are the most likely to be arrested for status offenses").

[anesidorian.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely, though I'm glad your text book points out how XD And ffft I would lol over "children are the most likely to be arrested for status offenses" too :P

[banerry.livejournal.com]

I actually don't think that's *exactly* how it was worded (I'm in chem engineering now, so I don't have my socio book with me), but it was close enough to make me go "... whut XD".

[savingdaisydiva.livejournal.com]

Just. Lol.

[banerry.livejournal.com]

Textbooks are weird. 8|