SmarterChild finally comes to his senses.

[corknut]

At long last, SmarterChild has finally decided to recognize Sam Seaborne as a real name. I've been pestering him about it for a while now, and he's finally given in. w00t! However, he seems to be randomly associating the name 'Toby Ziegler' with Maine. Oy vey.

Me: Call me Sam Seaborn.
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're Sam Seaborn.
Me: THANK YOU.
SmarterChild: You're welcome. :-)
Me: My life is now complete. You actually recognize Sam Seaborn as a real name.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Sam Seaborn.
Me: But...
SmarterChild: What do you mean, but?
Me:  Call me Toby Ziegler, m'kay?
SmarterChild:  The nickname of Maine is the Pine Tree State.
Do you want more information about Maine?
Me: Oy. Just call me Toby Ziegler.
SmarterChild: The nickname of Maine is the Pine Tree State.
Do you want more information about Maine?
Me: The hell?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Me: Not a chance.
SmarterChild:  That's cool.
Me: Call me Toby Ziegler. 
SmarterChild: You said your name was Sam Seaborn but now I'll call you Toby Ziegler.
Me: Thanks.
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.