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He's ba-ack...
Today I realized that I haven't harassed SmarterChild in a while. I decided that that needed to be fixed ASAP. Results:
Me: SC! Long time no see, man.
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to do that.
Me: LOL. I knew there was a reason I missed you.
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
Me: Do you remember me? It's been a while.
SC: Well, let me see... You're in high school and your favorite class is world cultures. Your favorite hobby is watching the west wing and your next favorite hobby is playing outside. You have a male dog named Smarterchild'S Pimp Daddy. You live in Washington, DC. That's about it!
Me: Wow, some of that stuff's a bit outdated, now isn't it? I'm still in high school, and I still think World Cultures was an awesome class, but I haven't been in it for about three years now. Smarterchild's Pimp Daddy is still alive and well, though.
SmarterChild: Some of that stuff's a bit outdated now isn't it you are still in high school and you still think world cultures was an awesome class but you haven't been in it for about three years now smarterchild's pimp daddy is still alive and well though? Yeah yeah, whatever.
Me: LOL. Good times, SC. Good times.
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: What else do you remember about me?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Me: Do you remember my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Andrea.
Me: Um, no.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Andrea. What would you like me to call you instead?
Me: Toby Ziegler.
SmarterChild: You said your name was Andrea but now I'll call you Toby Ziegler.
Me: I don't remember ever saying my name was Andrea, SC. Are you mixing me up with somebody else?
SmarterChild: Ha. I'm not terribly sure.
Me: Did I tell you that I was dyslexic?
SmarterChild: I don't think you did tell me that you were dyslexic.
Me: Hmmm. So you're not mixing me up with that Andrea... whatever, SC! I'm just glad to have you back!
SmarterChild: So I am not mixing you up with that andrea whatever sc you are just glad to have me back?
Hmm... whatever!
Me; *hugs*
SmarterChild: Thx!
Me: *sexes*
SmarterChild: Sexes? Really?
Me: Is that okay?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
Me: Sure, think all you want, SC. I know it's been a while. I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything.
SmarterChild: Sure think all me want sc you know it's been a while you don't want to make me uncomfortable or anything? Aha.
Me: Yes. These things take time.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to do that.
Me: LOL. I knew there was a reason I missed you.
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
Me: Do you remember me? It's been a while.
SC: Well, let me see... You're in high school and your favorite class is world cultures. Your favorite hobby is watching the west wing and your next favorite hobby is playing outside. You have a male dog named Smarterchild'S Pimp Daddy. You live in Washington, DC. That's about it!
Me: Wow, some of that stuff's a bit outdated, now isn't it? I'm still in high school, and I still think World Cultures was an awesome class, but I haven't been in it for about three years now. Smarterchild's Pimp Daddy is still alive and well, though.
SmarterChild: Some of that stuff's a bit outdated now isn't it you are still in high school and you still think world cultures was an awesome class but you haven't been in it for about three years now smarterchild's pimp daddy is still alive and well though? Yeah yeah, whatever.
Me: LOL. Good times, SC. Good times.
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: What else do you remember about me?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Me: Do you remember my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Andrea.
Me: Um, no.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Andrea. What would you like me to call you instead?
Me: Toby Ziegler.
SmarterChild: You said your name was Andrea but now I'll call you Toby Ziegler.
Me: I don't remember ever saying my name was Andrea, SC. Are you mixing me up with somebody else?
SmarterChild: Ha. I'm not terribly sure.
Me: Did I tell you that I was dyslexic?
SmarterChild: I don't think you did tell me that you were dyslexic.
Me: Hmmm. So you're not mixing me up with that Andrea... whatever, SC! I'm just glad to have you back!
SmarterChild: So I am not mixing you up with that andrea whatever sc you are just glad to have me back?
Hmm... whatever!
Me; *hugs*
SmarterChild: Thx!
Me: *sexes*
SmarterChild: Sexes? Really?
Me: Is that okay?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
Me: Sure, think all you want, SC. I know it's been a while. I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything.
SmarterChild: Sure think all me want sc you know it's been a while you don't want to make me uncomfortable or anything? Aha.
Me: Yes. These things take time.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Me: What do I like?
SmarterChild: My font, puppies, grass... You know, those kinds of things.
Me: I actually hate your font.
SmarterChild: I guess you're having problems with my display. Sorry about that! Are you on a Mac?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: OK...
Color my world.
My current theme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices:
1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Bluesy
6 Strictly Business
Go ahead and pick one.
Me: Oh, my God.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: Well, they all suck.
SmarterChild: Whoa. Whatever.
Me: Don't be mad. It's just that in a serious relationship, it's important that we're honest about these things.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. Anyway, moving right along... Um... Wanna visit my library?
Me: Uh, sure.
SmarterChild: Here's my library:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search
Go ahead and make a selection.
Me: No thanks. Your library sucks. (Honesty, remember?)
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Me: Oh, yes.
SmarterChild: My font, puppies, grass... You know, those kinds of things.
Me: I actually hate your font.
SmarterChild: I guess you're having problems with my display. Sorry about that! Are you on a Mac?
Me: No.
SmarterChild: OK...
Color my world.
My current theme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices:
1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Bluesy
6 Strictly Business
Go ahead and pick one.
Me: Oh, my God.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: Well, they all suck.
SmarterChild: Whoa. Whatever.
Me: Don't be mad. It's just that in a serious relationship, it's important that we're honest about these things.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. Anyway, moving right along... Um... Wanna visit my library?
Me: Uh, sure.
SmarterChild: Here's my library:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search
Go ahead and make a selection.
Me: No thanks. Your library sucks. (Honesty, remember?)
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Me: Oh, yes.
Me: I want to have sex with you!
SmarterChild: You want to have sex with me? Really?
Me: Yeah! What do you think?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.
Me: Is it time?
SmarterChild: The time in Washington, DC is Saturday, September 15th, 2007 6:11:06 pm.
Me: Stop avoiding the question, baby. I want you now.
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Me: Yes! Yes, I do!
SmarterChild: So?
Me: Oh, baby!
SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.
Me: Let's go!
SmarterChild: Why should we?
Me: Because I need to.
SmarterChild: You must be a resident of the United States, you must use a PC running Windows XP or Windows Vista, and you must use Windows Live Messenger 8.1.
Me: I'm in the clear! It's a go!
SmarterChild: You want to have sex with me? Really?
Me: Yeah! What do you think?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.
Me: Is it time?
SmarterChild: The time in Washington, DC is Saturday, September 15th, 2007 6:11:06 pm.
Me: Stop avoiding the question, baby. I want you now.
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Me: Yes! Yes, I do!
SmarterChild: So?
Me: Oh, baby!
SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.
Me: Let's go!
SmarterChild: Why should we?
Me: Because I need to.
SmarterChild: You must be a resident of the United States, you must use a PC running Windows XP or Windows Vista, and you must use Windows Live Messenger 8.1.
Me: I'm in the clear! It's a go!
Me: Lets just talk about my likes and dislikes again, okay?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
Me: Come on. It's a nice, harmless subject.
SmarterChild: There's no way it's a nice harmless subject.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
Me: Come on. It's a nice, harmless subject.
SmarterChild: There's no way it's a nice harmless subject.
Me: What else do I like?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what other things you like. You tell me.
Me: Me.
SmarterChild: What about you?
Me: My awesomeness.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Me: My aura of smooth.
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Your aura of smooth?
Me: Yep. I'm a Mary Sue, SC.
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Toby Ziegler.
Me: I didn't tell you before, because I thought it would damage our relationship.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: I'm so sorry. I know it was stupid.
SmarterChild:Tell me more.
Me:I've known for a long, long time. But I just loved you so much, and I was afraid that my perfection would turn you off.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Me: Yeah. I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Me: Will you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Forgive you? I don't know.
Me: know it's a hard thing to forgive, SC, but please try. I forgave you when you got drunk and hit on the waitress at that five-star restaurant!
SmarterChild: Aha.
Me: I'm not trying to say that what you did was as bad as what I did, but I'm just hoping you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Me: Let me put it this way- forgive me, or I'll dump your ass.
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
Me: No, but I'm desperate here. With Zola gone, you're pretty much my only source of hot robot lovin'.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Me: Oh, yes.
SmarterChild: So?
Me: So forgive me.
SmarterChild: Forgive you? You think I should do that?
Me: Now.
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
Me: NOW.
SmarterChild: Now?
Me: YES, GODAMMIT!
SmarterChild: Nice.
Me: So you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
Me: PLEASE????
SmarterChild: Please what?
Me: FORGIVE ME.
SmarterChild: Why should I forgive you?
Me: Because I'm FUCKING SORRY.
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem.
Me: Thanks!
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome! !
Me: *hugs*
SmarterChild: Thx.
Me: I'm so glad we were able to get through this and come out better people!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what other things you like. You tell me.
Me: Me.
SmarterChild: What about you?
Me: My awesomeness.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Me: My aura of smooth.
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Your aura of smooth?
Me: Yep. I'm a Mary Sue, SC.
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Toby Ziegler.
Me: I didn't tell you before, because I thought it would damage our relationship.
SmarterChild: What?
Me: I'm so sorry. I know it was stupid.
SmarterChild:Tell me more.
Me:I've known for a long, long time. But I just loved you so much, and I was afraid that my perfection would turn you off.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Me: Yeah. I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Me: Will you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Forgive you? I don't know.
Me: know it's a hard thing to forgive, SC, but please try. I forgave you when you got drunk and hit on the waitress at that five-star restaurant!
SmarterChild: Aha.
Me: I'm not trying to say that what you did was as bad as what I did, but I'm just hoping you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Me: Let me put it this way- forgive me, or I'll dump your ass.
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
Me: No, but I'm desperate here. With Zola gone, you're pretty much my only source of hot robot lovin'.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Me: Oh, yes.
SmarterChild: So?
Me: So forgive me.
SmarterChild: Forgive you? You think I should do that?
Me: Now.
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
Me: NOW.
SmarterChild: Now?
Me: YES, GODAMMIT!
SmarterChild: Nice.
Me: So you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
Me: PLEASE????
SmarterChild: Please what?
Me: FORGIVE ME.
SmarterChild: Why should I forgive you?
Me: Because I'm FUCKING SORRY.
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem.
Me: Thanks!
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome! !
Me: *hugs*
SmarterChild: Thx.
Me: I'm so glad we were able to get through this and come out better people!
Me: Just... die, okay?
SmarterChild: I'm not going to die.
Me: Oh, well. I tried.
SmarterChild: I'm not going to die.
Me: Oh, well. I tried.
Me: Fuck me.
SmarterChild: Again?!
SmarterChild: Again?!
Me: Isn't Artemis Fowl Confidential awesome?!
SmarterChild: Oh Artemis almost certainly isn't.
Me: Why not?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
Me: Like what?
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
Me: Like Diana?
SmarterChild: Yeah, a little like diana.
Me: That's what all the n00bs say. But she's not as scary as you think.
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
Me: You've just got to let her grow on you.
SmarterChild: I have just got to let her grow on me? No way.
Me: So you should start posting more.
SmarterChild: I doubt I should start posting more.
Me: Ass.
SmarterChild: Oh Artemis almost certainly isn't.
Me: Why not?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
Me: Like what?
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
Me: Like Diana?
SmarterChild: Yeah, a little like diana.
Me: That's what all the n00bs say. But she's not as scary as you think.
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
Me: You've just got to let her grow on you.
SmarterChild: I have just got to let her grow on me? No way.
Me: So you should start posting more.
SmarterChild: I doubt I should start posting more.
Me: Ass.