Things My Teachers Would Never Say: The Eighth Grade Edition.

[corknut]

I told you I was bored.
My friend Rachel and I would do this in 7th/8th grade, and isn't this what an LJ is for, anyway? Random, pointless junk that only I will understand and find amusing? So here we go. 

Mrs. McDowell: 
"Just take the attendance sheet straight down to the office. Don't bother to pick up any of the other classes'." 

Mr. MacNamara: 
"America is the greatest country on Earth." 

Mrs. Zhang: 
"Okay, why is everyone so quiet? Seriously, I'm talking. You should take this time to tune your instruments and practice the songs we're playing. Stop listening to me and play while I'm talking!" 

Mrs. Connover: 
"Call me Patty." 
"Altos, just sing the soprano part if you want. I know your part is so ugly- who cares about the harmony? Screw it!" 

Mr. Harman: 
"You are here to play and have fun. Learning something is a bonus!" 
"An atom is really small. You don't need any more description than that." 

Mrs. Perks: 
"Have sex while you're young! And don't bother to use a condom; it's not like they're good for anything, anyway."

Mrs. Coppola: 
"I know I'm married now, but you can still call me Miss Schwerd if you like." 
"You know, your sculpture is really ugly." 

Miss Peck: 
"I'm breaking up with Brian."
"Screw imagery."