j'y pense et puis j'oublie

Okay, you know what's weird? Newman's Own Limeade. I mean, Limeade is good and all (better than lemonade, anyway... any fruit that sour should NOT have such a sweet -ade made from it), but the little story they've added on the carton is just WIERD.

I wonder if this little lime knows that only 15% of his precious juice is actually going into that carton. 
And seriously, if you look real close and squint, the whole thing is just a metaphor for sex, anyway. ("virgin yellow lemons"? "A lime never been squeezed before is still green"? Come on!)