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I hate planes. Except that's a lie. I love planes. I just hate the idea of hurtling through the air in a pressurized metal tube. But taking off/landing is awesome. And the seatback pockets are really cool. And if you bring your own headphones, you don't have to buy the airlines, which are always wicked expensive and never work very well. 
But, like I said, I hate the idea of flying. Well, of crashing, really. And I know the whole spiel: "Planes hardly ever crash, they're actually safer than cars, blah, blah, blah..." But the thing is, I'd much rather be in a car crash than a plane crash. Think about it: car crashes happen much more often, but they're also much easier to survive: people have come out of car crashes with not so much as a scratch on them. My dad, for one. But most plane crash victims die. And besides, there's no way getting around it: in a car crash, you never, EVER, fall out of the sky from 3,000 feet up. 
That said, plane crash movies/movie scenes fascinate me. I can watch the crash scene in Castaway over and over again. Same with that scene in the X-Files episode "Max", where they side of the plane comes off and people are flying out of it? The creepiest part is when you see that blonde flight attendant being sucked down the aisle and out of the plane, screaming all the way. Ack. Eww. Gah. I'll watch something like that and think, "That's it. I am officially NEVER going on a plane AGAIN." Then two weeks later I'll be wondering if Dad'll let us go to Ireland this spring. 
I think the only place I'd want to be less than on a plane having issues would be a sinking ship. Come on, I've seen Titanic. I've been fascinated with the Titanic (and Pompeii. And Hiroshima/Nagasaki. And the Holocaust. I'm a bit disaster-oriented) since the age of seven. And I know everyone's all, "Well, it's okay now! All ships have to have enough lifeboats for all the passengers!" I don't freakin' care. I hate the lifeboats, too. 
So, of course, I'm strangely attracted to shipwreck movies as well. Titanic. The Perfect Storm. Well, actually, that's all I've seen, but whatever. If they were avaliable to me, I'd watch more. 
Oy.
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Pluto is no longer a planet. It's been back and forth, back and forth, "is it or isn't it?" for some time now, and, about a week ago, I think, it's finally official: we only have eight planets now. 
Eight is a nice, even number. Four plus four. But poor Pluto. So what is it's "official title" now? If it's not a planet, then what is it? A large asteroid? Nah. And what about Cheron? Wasn't there a thing a while back where they were considering promoting Cheron to planetary status? Is that still going on? Imagine how Pluto would feel if it's little orbital youngling was promoted now that it's been demoted? Can Cheron be promoted now that Pluto's been demoted? (I'm not even going to pretend to be an expert about these things.) 

And if the sun's light went out, we wouldn't know about it for eight minutes.
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Lalala. 

Mr. O'Connell
"Mathematics will get you absolutely nowhere in life." 
"I love my A period Algebra I class." 

Mr. LaForce
"Alex, just ignore what the music says."
"Bury your face in the music, everyone, and nobody look up at me- I love ostriches!"

Mr. Pappas
"Current events are crap." 
"Seriously you guys, we really should get back on-topic." 
"Instead of doing work today, let's go to Dunkin Donuts." 

Mrs. McPhee
"Mr. Morin, will you marry me?"

Mr. Maynard
"LeighAvery, will you marry me?"

Mr. Morin
"PARKER! Stop causing trouble! I MEAN IT this time!"

SPECIAL BONUS!- LeighAvery
"I don't care what y'all think of me. I'm going off to do my own thing, away from the influences of you crazy older teachers."

Mr. Phetteplace
"Stop joking around." 
"When you're finished with the lab, just leave you're equipment wherever." 

Mr. White
"Seriously, let's do that bottle trip thing." 
"My classroom is too bizarre. I think I'm going to tone it down a bit." 

Mrs. Morgan
"I hate poetry. I can never understand it."
"Let's do something different for a change."
"I'm thinking about dying my hair pink." 

Madame
"No habla espanol."
"I just love the fashions in this Discovering French! video! Sooo stylish!"

SPECIAL BONUS!- M. Hoffman
"Le pingouin est sur la douche."
"I hate Gloire de mon Pere. What is up with that kid lusting over his mother! Yuck. I need a shower. Hey, how many of you can say 'shower' in French?"

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Once more, with feeling! 

Miss Johns
"Everybody, just SHUT UP! I'm sick to DEATH of your wise-ass remarks, your attitudes, and your failing grades! Stop talking while I'm talking! Everybody just SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!"
"You can swear in my class any time you like." 

Mrs. Morgan
(anything not in a quiet monotone)

SPECIAL BONUS!- Miss Bavier
"F."

Madame
"Sorry, I can't understand you. You'll have to speak English." 
"Let's watch the Jordy music video again!" 

Mrs. McPhee
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to fail you because you're so unathletic." 

Mr. Morin
"I'm serious." 

Mr. Maynard
"You're right, I kind of do favor boys over girls, and I'm sorry." 

Mr. Q
"Condoms are for the faint of heart."

Mrs. McGlinchey
"I love my EF period Physical Science class." 
"Leslie, go down to the office. Now."
"Cell-see-us."
"Hey everybody, I just noticed that you're cheating on this test! Put those study sheets away!"
"Girls, stop causing so much trouble. Honestly, why can't you be nice and quiet like the boys?"
"Cutesy names for projects and labs are so childish and annoying."
"Kill SpongeBob."

Mr. Zottoli
"Oh come on, it's not that hot in here."
"I love bombs." 
"You know, I hate that portfolio project, too."
"Oh, come on, you guys- the Latin America project wasn't that bad."

Mr. LaForce
"Flutes, you were a little flat in that last section, but close enough." 
"I'm going to throw out all my History of Jazz DVDs. They're starting to bug me, too."

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I told you I was bored.
My friend Rachel and I would do this in 7th/8th grade, and isn't this what an LJ is for, anyway? Random, pointless junk that only I will understand and find amusing? So here we go. 

Mrs. McDowell: 
"Just take the attendance sheet straight down to the office. Don't bother to pick up any of the other classes'." 

Mr. MacNamara: 
"America is the greatest country on Earth." 

Mrs. Zhang: 
"Okay, why is everyone so quiet? Seriously, I'm talking. You should take this time to tune your instruments and practice the songs we're playing. Stop listening to me and play while I'm talking!" 

Mrs. Connover: 
"Call me Patty." 
"Altos, just sing the soprano part if you want. I know your part is so ugly- who cares about the harmony? Screw it!" 

Mr. Harman: 
"You are here to play and have fun. Learning something is a bonus!" 
"An atom is really small. You don't need any more description than that." 

Mrs. Perks: 
"Have sex while you're young! And don't bother to use a condom; it's not like they're good for anything, anyway."

Mrs. Coppola: 
"I know I'm married now, but you can still call me Miss Schwerd if you like." 
"You know, your sculpture is really ugly." 

Miss Peck: 
"I'm breaking up with Brian."
"Screw imagery." 

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I really was. Of course, when people say that it usually implies that they were masterbating while typing, and what I meant was that I was holding a popsicle with one hand, but what can you do? 
I'm bored. Really bored. And school starts on Wednesday. I like school, but I'd be a lot more excited about going back if we had three-day weekends every week, no block scheduling, and no projects/essays. Homework is fine. Tests are fine. But I HATE essays and projects. 
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1.) When you're adding typing up quotes for your community, and stupid AOL decides to have an AOL spazz attack and log you off, therefore making you lose half your work. 

2.) When LJ Autosave sometimes decides to be cute and not work. 

3.) Seeing incredibly awesome stories on fanfiction.net that have, like, three reviews, then seeing a piece of shite that has hundreds of "ZOMG THIS ROX LOL MAKE HERMIONE MORE OOC!1!!!1!!" (either that or obvious trolls with people feeding them like crazy. They're trolls. They want flames. Don't give them what they want, just ignore them, and watch how quickly the stop writing when they realize that they don't have an audience anymore. Oy.) 

4.) Television shows that get cancelled, and don't get realeased on DVD (I couldn't resist). 

5.) People who say, "I could care less!" Saying that implies that you do care. What you really mean is "I couldn't care less." 

6.) Odd numbers (unless they're multiples of five, which, obviously, five is, but whatever).
 
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Toby was in I Am Sam! (Hee. Sam. Toby. w00t.) I'm seeing West Wing people everywhere lately. Josh in "Firewalker", Toby in IaS, Charlie in the commercials for that new TV show that I forget the name of but they show ads for it at movie theatres... yay. 
Speaking of TV shows... I bought House, season 2! Huzzah! I'm in the middle of "House vs. God" (well, not right NOW... right now I'm typing here. But whatever), which I've heard is a really good episode. And after that comes the two-part ep where Foreman almost dies (I know this because I read spoilers like mad. It's like a disease). So far the season's pretty good (I'd only seen two episodes, "Sex Kills" and "Distractions" in reruns because I only started watching the show a month or so ago, after the second season ended)... but in "Hunting"? Geez, Cameron really does get around, doesn't she? But I'm happy because this season has a ton of House/Cuddy banter, which is one of my favorite things about the show. Hee. Cuddy's one of my favorite characters. I'm not quite sure if that's mainly because she's LAURIE, though.
Anyway, speaking of TV shows (again)... I taped F.B.Eye last night. Because I really am that sad. Yes, it is on on Sundays (for now), so I really didn't need to write that sob-story entry from last week or so... but anywhoo. The unthinkable happened. In last night's ep... Sue did not mention God. Not once. I was shocked. Mystified. Convinced that the world was coming to an end. I mean, she was friggin' kidnapped, you don't think that'd merit some cheesy "I survived because God saved me" line, but noooo. Ah, well. There was this weird slow-motion shot at the very end of Jack and Sue getting into a car with huge, fake-looking smiles on their faces. That kind of left me with a "WTF?" feeling. But I wanted God Mentioning.
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HA! Josh was in the X-Files! Josh was in the X-Files! Actually, the most recognizable thing about him was his voice. Hee. 
Because I'm incredibly bored, I'm going to post the 'revised' High School Musical lyrics my thirteen-year-old sister and I made up yesterday (actually, they're really just snippets of the songs, but whatever). I'm doing this because 1.) I very much doubt anyone but me is reading this, and 2.) I basically made this journal for myself, so that in twenty years I can come back and see what an idiot I was. I just made it public because if other people read it, I don't mind. I really don't know why anyone but me would want to, but whatever. 
So anyway. Yes, I know they suck and don't really follow the original songs all that well. But we also found them incredibly hilarious. 




Stupid? Of course. But they were a hell of a lot of fun to write.    
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I have elastics, and they hurt. And they're annoying. And I feel like I can barely open my mouth because they're pulling my teeth together. I only got them on today, and I'll be wearing them for a month, at least. Wonderful. 
Seriously, I'd wear braces for another year if it meant that I didn't have to wear this stuff. The actual braces don't bother me at all, it's all the fun extras such as spacers and elastics that make me contemplate saying, "Screw having healthy teeth. Get these things off me NOW." We're probably getting them off in December, however (they were put on in December of '04). Jenny's relieved. Hers cause pain all on their own, and it's even worse with the add-ons.
Jenny and I spent much of the evening writing parody lyrics to many of the songs in High School Musical (many meaning three, of course). Which, after a trip to Godawful Fanfiction, made me wonder: is there HSM badfic out there? I actually kind of doubt it, considering the movie is kind of like a bad fanfic anyway, and I'm not sure if it really counts as Incredibly Bad Fanfiction if work it's based off of isn't at least somewhat good. 

Now I must go and see if Daniel Trepkos in "Firewalker" really does look like Josh Lyman.

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House comes out tomorrow! Now let's just hope that Best Buy has it... they're usually pretty good about getting things on the shelves on their release dates, though (well, at least they were for MST3K Volume 9. And 'Danger By Design'- yes, yes, you may stop laughing at me for liking Nancy Drew computer games now). 

*sigh* I do believe that F.B.Eye has been cancelled. Well, it was actually cancelled a couple years ago. I mean the reruns seem to have been cancelled. This is very sad. 
There's a marathon on September 2nd (um, yeah, if you call three episodes a marathon), but other than that, it seems to have been replaced by an idiotic-looking show called Mamma's Family. Oy. 
So apparently I'm going to have to find something else to do on weeknights from 8 to 9, because the days of making fun of the blatantly obvious UST between Sue and Jack (a.k.a. counting how many times they get called a "cute couple", and they both kind of smile and look away... but don't deny it), and, of course, Sue's daily Mentioning of God (in every episode, I tell you! It's hilarious the way she just crams it in there) are over. 
Unless the show comes out on DVD. I'd buy it. But I doubt that's ever going to happen. I think that all cancelled TV shows should have DVD sets avaliable, even if they weren't that popular (I know that's being unrealistic, but I'm just saying). Because it's sad to think of shows, any shows, and people, no matter how few, like fading away into oblivion. Meh. 
Anyway, maybe another network will pick it up or something, but I doubt it because it's not really that popular a show. I only found out about it because Jenny's friend Sonja told me it was good (and she knew I was obsessed with the FBI), and I only started watching it... erm, in late July, I think it was. And for a somewhat cliched (not all the time, just occasionally), sort of Christian!Values-ish show, it was good. It was funny. The theme song was catchy.  And Tara was absolutely adorable. 
So even though I'm being a bit pathetic (but seriously... this is me now, with a show that I just like? Try cancelling reruns of a show that I'm obsessed with (West Wing... X-Files...well, okay, maybe with that one it's just Scully), and not giving me access to the DVDs. I'd be a wreck), I'm still feeling pretty sad about this. I get attached to things, be they book characters or television shows or red-headed, skeptical female FBI agents, too easily. 
Seriously though, three episodes is so not a marathon.   
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I really didn't think The Ring 2 was as bad as everyone said it was (apart from The Attack of the Killer Deer, of course. Most unintentionally hilarious scene LYKEZOMGEVER). I still liked the general plot of The Ring better (well, up until the part where it is determined that "setting Samara free" or whatever the hell it was that Rachel did while trapped in the well was, in fact, the wrong thing to do, because Samara is and always will be teh eb0l. I liked the idea of sort of a misunderstood!Samara. But where the whole 'seven days' shebang originated from was cool... eh, whatever. I'm basically paraphrasing what I remember about the first movie- which I haven't seen in over a year). 
Anyway... I want to see the original Japanese film, since it's supposedly better. I'll just filch it off my Dad's DVD shelf the next time I'm over there... heh. 
Seriously though: "I'm not your fucking mommy!"? HEE. That is totally my new catchphrase this week.

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House Season 2 comes out in two days! w00tw00t! And Season 3 starts... the 5th, I think (that would be of September, dahlings). Huzzah. 

I was watching "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas" last night (which, compared to many of the later episodes (like "Rain King". Blech) is actually fairly decent. Plus, it guest-stars Debbie Fiderer Lily Tomlin. Scully, however, is still her post-Emily, more sarcastic, less cool self. Some people (read: House) are awesome when they are sarcastic... Scully, however, just comes off as a jerk. 
I do wonder what Mulder and Scully gave each other at the end, when they were exchanging gifts. Mulder's present from Scully was just a regular old square shape, so it could have been any number of things (I bet it was a book. Scully would TOTALLY give him a book), but Scully's was long and cylindrical. My best guess is that it was a salami, though I suppose it could have been a dildo or something. 


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Sign on a seafood restaurant in Maine: "We ship lobsters!" 
I wonder, do they ship male lobster/female lobster, male lobster/male lobster, or female lobster/female lobster? Or maybe they're really risque, and ship lobster/person! O.O. The sign generated an interesting conversation with my dad, though (who knows nothing about fanfiction, and thus, nothing about the other meaning of ship).


And SmarterChild (as always) had something to say on the subject... and he was (as always) not very decisive.


If you want to know why I consult SmarterChild so much... don't ask. 
(It's really because I'm a dork, but if you've been reading this LJ (actually... no one has, so far, but whatever...) you already knew that a long time ago.    
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Okay, so when I was in seventh/eighth grade, they used to have these commercials on TV for different states. The only ones I really remember are West Virginia ("Country roads... take me home... to the place... I belong...") and Texas. And at the end of every Texas commercial, a voiceover was heard to say, "Texas: it's like a whole 'nother country." Now, if you'll recall, Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution states that only a "natural-born citizen" can become president. If Texas is "like a whole 'nother country", is George W. Bush really a legal president? The White House should expect my letter on the subject to arrive any day now. 

EDIT: Aw, crap. Apparently he was born in Connecticut. Ah, well. I'm sure the public will find some other reason why he should be impeached (imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction(TM), anyone?)
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... Because The National Library owns all. 'Nuff said. And while the X-Files fandom does have some yummy archives such as Gossamer, and Acacia (luuurves Acacia), they just aren't... TNL caliber. : p I do have lots of wonderful Mulder/Scully VCF (Very Close Friendship) fics saved in my favorites folder on AOL (I don't bother having a fanfiction.net account for the very few X-Files fics there that are worth reading), and I do like to read some romance fics, though I generally skip over kissing/sex scenes and just read the rest as VCF. Hee. Unfortunatly, much of the MSR fics around (at least at the Pit) are of the 'OMFG MULDER/SCULLY 4EVA LOL THAT'S TEH ONLY REAZON 4 TEH SHOW'S EXISTANCE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!!squee!1!!!!" variety. But if it's well written, I'll even read an MSR. w00t. 
But The West Wing... even though I don't ship anyone in particular, Sam/Toby fics (when well written and kept in character) are usually great. CJ/Toby... good, but I've always liked Sam/Toby better.  : p And I love Group!Friendship fics... and Toby-with-the-twins! *swoons* Beautiful. 

This has been an utterly pointless entry. Thank you, and have a nice day.
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Why our local video store only has Airplane! for rent (on VHS no less) and not for sale, I have no idea. Why they seem to have never even heard of the movie at Blockbuster, I have absolutely no idea. Why Hollywood Video was closed, I kind of do have an idea considering they're in the middle of moving locations, but whatever. But thank goodness for Amazon.com, because they have Airplane! avaliable to order- on DVD. And now that DVDs have come around, all VHS tapes should be immediately disposed of because VCRs are worthless piles of crap. Well, not really, but you'd expect me to be talking like this- I'm a teenager living in the 21st century. It's basically the law that I have to be hopelessly decedent.
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SmarterChild doesn't think 'Sam Seaborn' is a real name, and refuses to call me as such. This makes me sad. He does claim to be Donna Moss, however. And there was this excellent bit early on (that unfortunately I didn't save) where I mentioned George Bush, and SmarterChild came back with: "I know about George Bush! George Bush is a bastard, right?" HEE. I love chatbots... Unfortunately, I can't get him to say it again. 


Oh, my.

Aug. 12th, 2006 01:43 pm
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If I, for whatever reason, had to stay in bed for an entire week, all I would need would be new books, and my West Wing DVDs. Seasons 1 and 2 without question, Season 3 for when I was finished with those two, and season 4 for "20 Hours in America" and "Evidence of Things Not Seen".  *swoons* 5-6 would be optional, but appreciated. Food and water would be optional, and appreciated (but not as much). 
 I'm about  halfway through the second disk of season 5 (for the first time) and almost done with the first disk of season 3 (for the second time). Season 5 really isn't as bad as everyone says it is, but I don't like it as much as seasons 3/4, and seasons 1/2 even better than those two. I live for seasons 1 and 2. Huzzah. 
And in a couple of weeks, when I'm done with season 5, I'll get season 6, which I was planning to get even if I ended up hating season five- just for the episode "Drought Conditions", or more specifically, a certain scene in "Drought Conditions". Toby-angst + CJ-comforting = <3. Oh, yes.
And yesterday, I was telling my mom all about ATVA, and when she said she had never heard of it... I Googled it and discovered that it had been invented for the show. I never knew that. o.O
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The Saddle Club has got to the the most bizarre TV show to ever have been created. (Unfortunately, I can't say it's the stupidest- that award goes to 7th Heaven.) It just confuses me. It's a hell of a lot of fun to mock, though. This one episode that was on Discovery Kids today (a network that should terminate all their current shows except for 'Screech Owls' and 'Strange Days'), the snobby girl Veronica's horse was kidnapped by some teh ebol boyz. You could tell how evil they were because they all wore black, all the time. How gangsta! Plus, no one could decide what gender the horse was. First Veronica was all, "My horse has been kidnapped! I can't find her!" Then later, Carole's like, "Here's Garnet! I found him!" o.O. 

The episode I really want to see is the one where Stevie decides that it's a good idea to go cantering around the woods helmet-less because it will detract attention from her pimple (?), and then when she falls off and gets a concussion (of course) she insists on riding in a competition anyway. Hee hee. Great role model. 

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